{"id":1103753,"date":"2018-07-27T13:52:00","date_gmt":"2018-07-27T11:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/nhub.news\/?p=1103753"},"modified":"2018-07-28T08:23:27","modified_gmt":"2018-07-28T06:23:27","slug":"kimmel-loves-the-idea-that-cohen-tapes-might-ruin-trumps-marriage-somehow-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/nhub.news\/fr\/2018\/07\/kimmel-loves-the-idea-that-cohen-tapes-might-ruin-trumps-marriage-somehow-video\/","title":{"rendered":"Kimmel Loves the Idea That Cohen Tapes Might Ruin Trump\u2019s Marriage Somehow (Video)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00ab\u00a0If they split up, wouldn’t just lay low. He’d be out there dating,\u00a0\u00bb Kimmel joked, presenting a troubling vision of the future<\/b>
\nThere\u2019s been so much Michael Cohen news this week that it\u2019s been tough for the late night hosts to keep up considering they\u2019ve also had to crack wise about the other stuff Donald Trump has been up to. And on Thursday night, Jimmy Kimmel spent a chunk of his monologue on \u201cJimmy Kimmel Live\u201d lampooning the increasingly wild Trump-Cohen story.
\u201cWe have a so much to get to \u2014 a veritable cornucopia of crazy. All stirred up by our Celebrity Appresident, whose voice we heard on Tuesday night instructing his former lawyer to pay off a Playboy Playmate,\u201d Kimmel said. \u201cAnd now today we learn there are more tapes to be heard and shared with friends. Investigators reportedly have more than a hundred audio recordings of Michael Cohen chatting with and about Donald Trump.
\u201cApparently, Cohen would record these calls and meetings on his iphone \u2013 instead of taking notes. Because it was easier than taking notes to record. I\u2019m starting to think maybe Trump doesn\u2019t hire all the best people. Turns out the only person in the world who uses the Voice Memo app on his iPhone is using it to tape the President of the United States.\u201d
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Kimmel then speculated that maybe Vladimir Putin and his people aren\u2019t so happy about all this madness, but maybe not for the reasons you\u2019d think.
\u201cAnd by the way you know who\u2019s really annoyed about this? Russia,\u201d Kimmel said. \u201cThey\u2019re like, \u2018Why are we putting so much work into spying on these Americans when they seem to be doing it to themselves all the time?\u2019 \u201c
Delivering on his \u201ccornucopia of crazy\u201d promise he made at the start of this thread, Kimmel discussed the reports of what other salacious details those recordings might contain.
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\u201cStormy Daniels\u2019 lawyer, Michael Avenatti, had an interesting take on this,\u201d Kimmel said. \u201cHe tweeted today: \u2018Breaking: Donald Trump conspired with Michael Cohen to pay off multiple other women prior to Election Day in 2016. They were also concerned about a pregnancy.\u2019 Oh that\u2019s great. Just what we need. Another Trump out there Lurking. Planning to run in 2048.\u201d
And then Kimmel discussed some of the reported personal fallout within the Trump family for all this.
\u201cAfter that tape the other day, the president is reportedly worried that these new revelations of infidelity could affect his marriage. Can you imagine? Imagine if Melania leaves Donald Trump while he is in office?\u201d Kimmel asked. \u201cWhat if he has to give her the White House in the divorce settlement? How would that work? And if they did split up \u2014 you know if they split up he wouldn\u2019t just lay low. He\u2019d be out there dating. He\u2019d be like, you know what, I think I might need to make a state visit to Sweden. Smooth a few things out over there.\u201d
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Kimmel ended this thread with a setup for a video sketch.
\u201cAnd now Trump\u2019s advisers are reportedly now considering whether they should release tapes they claim are unflattering for Michael Cohen. And I have to say I think that\u2019s a great idea. That seems like a win for everyone. Please. Release them.\u201d
And then \u201cJimmy Kimmel Live\u201d presented a fake infomercial for \u201cTrump On Tape: The Complete Collection\u201d from Tiny Fingers Records. And it\u2019s, well \u2014 you should just watch the video up top and see it for yourself.<\/p>\n

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