The bloc is powerless to head off disaster in Spain.<\/b>
\nCatalonia has declared its independence from Spain. Sort of.
Although Catalonian voters backed independence in a referendum (albeit one which the opposition chose to boycott rather than contest) and now the Catalonian legislature has voted to carry that decision through (again, anti-independence legislators chose to shun, rather than vote against the measure), the Spanish constitution renders Spain indivisible. This means no part of Spain can declare its separation from another part.
The central government in Madrid has now triggered Article 155 of the constitution, allowing it to take direct control of the region. The centre-right administration will appoint an interim government with the hope of holding fresh elections which, the Spanish government will hope, will return an anti-independence government in the region.
It is almost certain there will be some resistance from parts of civic society and Catalonian government officials, increasing the chances of violent clashes between Spanish police and locals.
One of the difficulties \u2013 as well as the crass handling of the whole affair by the Spanish government \u2013 is that as written, the Spanish constitution makes it impossible to have a grown-up dialogue about independence. If any region, city or whatever wants to declare independence, even in a referendum that has been administrated by impartial officials, it can\u2019t, it\u2019s as simple as that.
The New Statesman will be running on-the-ground pieces from Catalonia, but a lot of people are asking why the European Union isn\u2019t acting as a mediator, so I thought it would be helpful to explain.
The EU, like the United Nations and most international organisations, gives strong veto powers to its constituent members. Although the internal constitutions of some nations, such as Belgium, hand some of those powers to the constituent regions of the nation, in Spain those powers of veto are reserved to the central government.
In addition, the EU has no powers over policing standards, which is why the bloc is powerless to intervene or curb violent clashes between police and protestors, which marred the referendum vote and will likely once again scar the streets in coming days.
Individual politicians in nation-states have more freedom to condemn the violence, though sitting governments, including that of the United Kingdom, have largely judged that they are better off keeping the government they negotiate with sweet rather than wading in. Most will do as European Council President Donald Tusk has done, and confine themselves to calling for sensitivity from the Spanish government.
This is why Brexiteers using the Catalan crisis to condemn the EU and to refight the referendum are managing a unique combination of disingenuousness and ineptitude. It\u2019s disingenuous because the powers the EU would need to have to be an effective mediator in the dispute have been fiercely blocked and defended by pretty much every government across the EU, but British Eurosceptic ones in particular. But it is also inept because there is a story to tell about the failure of all multinational organisations to guarantee good behaviour among their own members.
I woke this morning to find that I\u2019d transformed, in my bed, into a \u201cxennial\u201d. What did I do to deserve this? I was so sure I was a millennial. I love narcissism, entitlement and earning less than previous generations.
\u201cWell, actually If you read most of the definitions on Wikipedia…\u201d I\u2019ve found myself vehemently, aimlessly, arguing against claims that, since I\u2019m headed into my mid-thirties, I am too old to make the cut. But according to some recent marketing think, I was wrong all along. It seems I\u2019m a xennial \u2013 a newly discovered generation of people born in the decade between the last true Gen Xers and the first of the \u201cpure\u201d millennials.
The concept of the xennial has been around for a while \u2013 the term first appeared in a 2014 article by Sarah Stankorb and Jed Oelbaum, and it\u2019s not the only label that\u2019s been attached to the idea. Less likely, albeit US-centric suggestions have included Generation Catalano, named for Jared Leto\u2019s regrettably career-launching role as Jordan Catalano in teen drama My So-Called Life, and the Oregon Trail Generation, because it consists of people the right age to have died of simulated dysentery in the American educational computer game Oregon Trail. (What the precise British equivalents should be is left as an exercise for readers of the right age to argue about: the \u201c Granny\u2019s Garden \u201d generation? generation \u201c Game On \u201d? \u201cThe Other Grange Hill Theme\u201d cohort?)
Some of my fellow xennials are overjoyed by their new status because it means they\u2019re no longer lumped in with the boring old farts of Generation X nor the egotistical snowflake millennials. Being a xennial is great because no one\u2019s been a xennial, or at least no one\u2019s cared about anyone being a xennial, long enough to come up with anything particularly disparaging about us or share any TED talk-style wisdom about \u201cThe Xennial Problem\u201d on LinkedIn.
Until such time as that happens, there\u2019s ample space for the reborn xennial to identify every one of our banal experiences as important, so long as it was shared with enough people born in roughly the same ten-year period as us. And of course, engage with brands, who, according to a report from marketing firm J Walter Thompson, should already be working out which type of xennial I am \u2013 \u201cCorporate Warrior\u201d? \u201cHolistic Healer\u201d? I hope I am not a \u201cNew Adult Festivalgoer\u201d, which sounds exhausting.
But just as I thought I finally had a handle on who I really am, the rug has been pulled out from under me again: it turns out I\u2019m not a xennial after all. I was born in 1984, and most definitions of this new \u201cmicro-generation\u201d include only those born between 1977 and 1983. So maybe I\u2019m not quite a millennial, but I\u2019m also not quite a xennial either. Who am I? Where do I belong? Do I even exist if I\u2019m not part of an ill-defined category that enables advertisers to sell things to me in a marginally more efficient way?
There might be some hope for me yet, because xennial isn\u2019t the only one of these \u201cnew micro-generations\u201d \u2013 earlier this year PR firm Ketchum gave us the \u201cGenZennial\u201d, covering the crossover point between millennials and the up-and-coming Generation Z. I expect they love apps, memes, and maybe swiping?
So am I just part of an as yet undiscovered micro-micro-generation of people born in 1984? A mixennial? A xemillial? An Orwellial? Given the vast quantity of information online advertisers now collect on us, maybe this generational \u201cfracturing\u201d will continue, until we\u2019re all left alone in our own one-person generations, intimately conversing with brands who know our moods, whims, and exactly how much time we spend on the toilet to eight decimal places.
Still, unless we\u2019re going to start seeing headlines like \u201cThe 10 things all employers need to know about hiring Douglas Ian Smith from Croydon\u201d, maybe in the future we\u2019ll at least be spared some of the patronising thinkpieces. Until then: Orwellials are best and all you other generations can absolutely do one.
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