Canada’s CBC sketch comedy series «This Hour Has 22 Minutes» parodied President Donald Trump reading a fictional children’s book titled «Quiet Piggy!»<\/b>
\nCanada\u2019s CBC sketch comedy series \u201cThis Hour Has 22 Minutes\u201d parodied President Donald Trump reading a fictional children\u2019s book titled \u201cQuiet Piggy!\u201d which was written and named after Trump\u2019s controversial \u201cquiet, piggy\u201d remarks towards a female journalist.
\u201cEveryone knows I love kids,\u201d a faux Trump said before a few children waiting to be read a story in the video that was posted on Tuesday. \u201cSo, I wrote a book about the lying liars who write about me. Here it is! \u2018Quiet Piggy.\u2019 Just like I yelled on a plane, quite frankly.\u201d
He continued with his book, in which he breaks down his contentious run-in with Bloomberg reporter Catherine Lucey.
\u201cThese swine called reporters, they drive me insane. Who let these farm animals onto my plane? They ask me about Epstein, I say, \u2018It\u2019s no biggie.\u2019 Then they press me again, and I say: \u2018Quiet, Piggy!\u2019 That\u2019s the book title, kids, try and keep up.\u201d Trump said.
The video also highlighted the real Trump\u2019s claims that convicted musician and businessman Sean \u201cDiddy\u201d Combs requested a presidential pardon.
Watch the clip below.
\u201cLet me drink my Diet Coke, watch me take a big swiggy while I think about how I can pardon P. Diddy,\u201d Trump read. \u201cHe got a bum rap and we\u2019re doing everything we can. We\u2019re talking to some very good people.\u201d
And of course, the Canadian show\u2019s sketch wouldn\u2019t be complete if it didn\u2019t mention Trump\u2019s push to make Canada the 51st state of the U.S.
\u201cSo get off my plane, make your way to the crates. I\u2019ve got things to acquire, like the 51st state!\u201d Trump read. \u201cOr maybe just Alberta, it\u2019s the one with the oil. It\u2019s the only one you want.\u201d
He continued before ending his story: \u201cShut up, pig! Why don\u2019t you try it? \u2018Quiet, piggy! Piggy, be quiet.\u2019\u201d
After he was done, he asked the children if they had any questions, to which one boy said: \u201cThis book sucks.\u201d
Trump\u2019s response: \u201cQuiet, hog!\u201d
Watch the full video above.<\/p>\n