A humorous take on Trump’s Greenland comments and NATO’s potential reactions.<\/b>
\nMan — I’m like ‘SOLD!’ right?
I mean, seriously, who are these guys kidding? But let’s hear them out anyway.
It’s the polite thing to do.
But first, what started the current Euro-heart attack was kind of a tweaky little Greenland Xweet Mrs Stephen Miller put up.
????????????????\u26a1\ufe0f \u2014 Stephen Miller\u2019s wife, Katie Miller, posted a picture of Greenland being a part of America with the caption \u201cSOON.\u201d pic.twitter.com\/IgYYnFSWKJ\u2014 Gabriela Iglesias???????? (@iglesias_gabby) January 4, 2026
HILARIOUS
I laughed.
And then Jake Frickin Tapper asked her always-ready-with-an-answer husband about it, and woof.
.@StephenM: «The United States is the power of NATO. For the United States to secure the arctic region, to protect and defend NATO and NATO interests, obviously, Greenland should be part of the United States.» pic.twitter.com\/ah0CK3bCKk\u2014 Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) January 5, 2026
Trump doesn’t help by piling on with one of his off-the-cuff Air Force One cabin riffs about Greenland. How we ‘need it’ for our national security because it’s ‘covered up’ with Russian and Chinese ships right now.
YOU KNOW WHAT DENMARK DID RECENTLY TO ADD SECURITY TO GREENLAND?
THEY ADDED ONE MORE DOGSLED
???? WOAH! President Trump just been Denmark on notice that GREENLAND might become ours following the US operation in Venezuela ????
\u201cWe NEED Greenland. And we\u2019ll worry about Greenland in about two months ????\u201d
Don\u2019t test 47, Denmark! pic.twitter.com\/oZFFTaEdUl\u2014 Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) January 5, 2026
Woof.
CARDIAC ARREST TIME
Holy crap, the Europeans had the hurt hook in their mouths and were swallowing hard.
The Germans are all, ‘That means war with Europe!’
Germany’s Foreign Minister Johann Wadephul reminds the United States if they attack Greenland it’ll be war with Europe: \u201cGreenland is part of the Kingdom of Denmark. And since Denmark is a member of NATO, Greenland will, in principle, also be subject to NATO defence\u201d. pic.twitter.com\/lS4kdBq0qj\u2014 Anonymous (@YourAnonCentral) January 5, 2026
The Danish prime minister said they’ll quit NATO. Or maybe the US will.
Someone will quit, dang it.
WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE QUIT?!
NATO will cease to exist if the United States invades Greenland
\u201cEverything will stop \u2014 including NATO and the security system that has been in place since the end of World War II,\u201d
— Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen said.
She thinks the U.S exist because of NATO pic.twitter.com\/Uijeua8OTM\u2014 Global Report (@Globalrepport) January 5, 2026
And some cranky schmuck from Austria said that Europe will ‘confiscate all the US bases in Europe’ and they’ll make us leave! Hah! Take THAT, YANQUI!
If the US annexes Greenland we must confiscate all US bases in Europe, says Austria’s NATO enlargement committee chairman Fehlinger.
«If you take Greenland, you have to leave». pic.twitter.com\/LJcwMVf5O2\u2014 Mariska den Eelden ???????????????? (@eeldenden) January 6, 2026
Does this fool not realize that Trump will have people packing the second he hears that? He’s been tired of paying to support Europe for years now.
Fine. Kick us out, and good luck to you, you feckless putzes.
Greenland’s prime minister wasn’t taking the bait.
????Greenland PM:
«We are open for business» with the United States!
After all the noise, looks like smart talks & mutual respect are winning.
Minerals, security, jobs for Greenlanders + stronger Arctic presence for us.
Huge W for America ???????? pic.twitter.com\/Qrl5HZROrd\u2014 MAGA\u2019s the Fix\u2122 (@Honesttruthman) January 5, 2026
In classic European waffling fashion, they got a committee together and drafted a letter to President Trump today, which again, in its marvelous Euro-ambiguity, settled nothing.
At the end of the statement, they close by stating, \u201cGreenland belongs to its people. It is for Denmark and Greenland, and them only, to decide on matters concerning Denmark and Greenland.\u201d
Joint statement published today by the Leaders of Denmark, France, Germany, Italy, Poland, Spain, and the United Kingdom, regarding recent statements made by President Donald J. Trump and NATO\u2019s defense of Greenland as well as the Arctic. At the end of the statement, they close\u2026 pic.twitter.com\/NuKEmSOivB\u2014 OSINTdefender (@sentdefender) January 6, 2026
Hang on here. Are Greenland’s people Greenland’s, or Denmark’s?
Somebody help me.
Some of Greenland’s actual people think the US running things might not be such a bad idea.
‘The Danish cannot handle the surveillance of the Arctic and Greenland. We are the front yard of the US.’
Danish-Greenlandic political figure J\u00f8rgen Boassen on why he is in favour of America gaining control of Greenland. pic.twitter.com\/PoNu0fTA6D\u2014 GB News (@GBNEWS) January 6, 2026
He can probably also read a map.
Greenland — As viewed from a proper map
Why Greenland? Well because Moscow bases almost all of their strategic military assets on the Kola Peninsula next to Finland. This is where the Russian ICBM silos, submarine bases, and their strategic bombers are.
If you look at the\u2026 pic.twitter.com\/z6qECCJ3u5\u2014 Object Zero (@Object_Zero_) January 6, 2026
I mean, all this big talk and letters to the president, even as they tiptoe around the US when face-to-face?
Come on, you hothouse tulips — you’re not fooling anyone.
.With Ukraine’s President Volodymyr Zelensky insisting a plan to end the war with Russia is «90% of the way there», no-one in that room wanted to jeopardise keeping the Americans onboard.
But there was an immense elephant in that grand and glittering Paris meeting and the underlying atmosphere was extremely tense.
Bear in mind the events of the last few days: the Trump administration’s controversial intervention in Venezuela and the US president’s insistence soon after, that «we need Greenland from the standpoint of national security».
Greenland is the world’s largest island — it’s six times the size of Germany. It lies in the Arctic but is an autonomous territory of Denmark’s.
At the Paris meeting, Mette Frederiksen, Denmark’s Prime Minister, was sitting opposite two powerful figures representing Trump: special envoy Steve Witkoff and Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner.
She was under pressure from European colleagues not to antagonise the US over Greenland, in case that impacts US support for Ukraine.
Besides — we’ve got our secret weapon locked and loaded, as the boss says.
Rubio realizing he has to be Goverrnor of Greenland pic.twitter.com\/S73Foe9GB7\u2014 Peter R Hann Goldbug Weirdo\/Silver Affectionado (@PeterRHann1) January 6, 2026
Sec State’s furred up and ready to go.
Get in the car, you guys.
We’re leavin’!
Beege UPDATES: OMG, this broke right before this thing published.
Denmark needs to bow down to King Marco, the world’s busiest man. JWF (@JammieWF) January 6, 2026
FRICK
And Marco wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer. https:\/\/t.co\/clrME5xrJ1 pic.twitter.com\/2Ao9ymThKR\u2014 Benedict Spence (@BenedictSpence) January 6, 2026
It might be over before it even began.
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