Who among us has never honeymooned in China with your wife—and a bunch of minors?
Tim Walz, Kamala Harris’s brand-new VP pick, is a fanatical far-left lunatic wearing the friendly armor of hapless, bloated oaf from the sticks.
He’s America’s Dad. A patriotic National Guardsman. The hokey, folksy, small town hick made good. He’s not weird—he’s totally normal. He’s the inspiring Friday Night Lights football coach to a ragtag gang of kids. The beloved longtime social studies teacher. Just a regular guy. Why, shucks—Tim Walz is just plain as American as apple pie!
Only…is he?
Sure, Coach Tim enjoyed spending an exorbitant amount of time lurking around young boys in their football locker room.
Sure, he legalized pedophilia in his state, reclassifying child sexual abuse by adults as just another “sexual orientation.” Tim thinks love is love!
Sure, his closest friend in the state house is Leigh Finke, a freakish man who dresses up as a woman and speaks in a terrifying baritone voice. USA Today named him Minnesota’s Woman of the Year.
Finke is the one who asked Tim to legalize pedophilia, and Tim was happy to submit to the powerful, strapping Finke.
Sure, he volunteered to run the unsanctioned, unofficial Gay-Straight alliance club at his high school. In fact, he was the first teacher who raised his hand! He’s such a good guy that he was pleased as punch to spend time alone with confused kids behind closed doors without their parents, talking to them about their deepest sexual desires and their private parts.
Sure, he let BLM burn his city to the ground. He didn’t call in his buddies at the National Guard for four days.
But hey, it’s not his fault—he lost the number to his old unit! Or maybe they blocked his number after he ducked out on their deployment to Iraq just weeks before the men he commanded left. Some of the men he commanded and abandoned were killed in Iraq, while caring old Coach Walz was busy scooping up donor bucks in Saint Paul to run for a lucrative spot in Congress.
And yes, he let everyone think he fought in Afghanistan. He even nodded along with the C-Span host when he commended him for his combat role in Afghanistan. He never bothered to correct any of his official bios, or glowing newspaper articles.
So, old Tim has a few questionable things in the bio.
But—it gets worse. Much worse!
None of the above red flags are as startling, as disqualifying, as weird as his mysterious 30-year partnership with a shadowy Chinese travel agency.
