Alternative headline: Redmond smashes windows to bits
Microsoft has announced that it is time to simply tear stuff down and rebuild anew.
Sadly, this is not in reference to Windows, which still labours under code built up over decades of twiddling, but is instead related to the modernisation of its campus.
That said, we quite fancy the idea of being issued one of those natty hardhats. Handy for weathering the latest Windows 10 update if a little flimsy when it comes to wholesale demolition.
And we can’t see any attachment points for a handy Hololens either.
The Windows giant will tear down 13 buildings over the next few months, with an employee (and nine teammates) having at building 2 with sledgehammers.
