Comedian Jim Gaffigan on what it means that the Academy Awards will be without having someone overseeing the ceremony
There is no host for the Oscars this year. Oh my gosh, what does that mean? No host? That sounds like absolute chaos. That would be like a horseless carriage! Or an elevator without an operator.
What’s next, a car without a chauffeur? That would be certain death. Someone is probably gonna die tonight, you people! Heck, I’ll watch that. Talk about a National Emergency!
No host!?! That means there will be nobody to start the show. The show will have no beginning and following that logic, no end! This year the Oscars may never end!
Without a host there will be no one to jokingly say near the end of the telecast, “We’re halfway through, folks! He he he!”
No opening monologue, which people will criticize online for being way too irreverent, or way too bland, or “the worst ever.
