‘Gutfeld!’ panelists react to new claims regarding ex-Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle.
So Kamala Harris has chosen Minnesota Governor Tim Walz as her running mate. I think I speak for millions of Americans when I say, who? So this is Governor Walz. There he is. Do you know we’re the same age? I know, I know. He looks like the founder of a law firm specializing in personal injury. He looks like the guy at church who remarries one month after his wife mysteriously passes away. He looks like a high school football coach who made sure everyone showered after practice.
Now, I don’t want to say Tim is far-left, but even Bernie Sanders is like, Holy s—, you picked him? During the BLM riots, Walz blamed the unrest on a lack of equality and inclusion. He called the events exciting, for they created a sense of optimism. Yeah, I guess they should have burned down more buildings.
After all, nothing is more equal than fire. But I guess Walz is a Molotov cocktail, a half-full kind of guy. I bet that 9/11 really helped people in Lower Manhattan afford rent. Too soon? Walz has a 100% rating from Planned Parenthood, earning him total support from Kamala’s husband’s former nanny.
So why did Kamala Harris choose Walz as her running mate? Apparently, he was the only one who didn’t laugh and hang up when she called. Meanwhile, a group of comedians including Ben Stiller, Kathy Griffin and Rosie O’Donnell held a fundraiser over a Zoom call on Monday called ‘Comics for Kamala.’
Wow. I guess no good comics wanted to do it. By the way, Rosie said she bought 100 Kamala t-shirts and will not take them off until Kamala’s in the White House. In a related story, Kamala’s website is out of triple extra large.
All right, so you remember Kimberly Cheatle, the ex-Secret Service head who almost let Donald Trump get assassinated in rural Pennsylvania because nobody noticed there was a convenient roof just shooting distance from where Trump stood? Sorry, lots of people noticed. They just weren’t in the Secret Service.
There was also a guy running around with a rifle.
