She’s got the runs.
She’s got the runs.
A Colorado family is trying to get a jogger they’ve dubbed „The Mad Pooper“ from relieving herself in their neighborhood and outside of their house.
Cathy Budde told KKTV her kids caught the woman jogger „mid-squat, pants down and unashamed.“
„They are like, ‚There’s a lady taking a poop!‘ So I come outside, and I’m like… ‚are you serious?'“ Budde said. „‚Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?‘ She’s like, ‚Yeah, sorry!'“
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The family said the toilet-fearing runner defecates near their home about once a week and leaves behind the waste with paper towels.
„I put a sign on the wall that’s like ‚please, I’m begging you, please stop.‘ … She ran by it like 15 times yesterday, and she still pooped,“ Budde said to KKTV defeated.
Public restrooms are close to the family’s home, which is why the Buddes can’t figure out what is making the woman continuously do her business by their house.
The Colorado Springs Police Department is now involved and it’s a case that has Sgt. Johnathan Sharketti at a loss for words.
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„It’s abnormal, it’s not something I’ve seen in my career,“ Sharketti told KKTV. „For someone to repeatedly do such a thing … it’s uncharted territory for me.“
Police told the Buddes to take a photo of the woman so they could identify her. If caught, it’s possible she could face indecent exposure and public defecation.
The family is hoping now that photos of the jogger are public, it’ll flush out her identity.
Colorado Springs Police are asking anyone with information on the identity of „The Mad Pooper“ to contact them.
