Everything that’s going on now is so depressing. I had to tune out for the sake of My mental health.
“I want to just thank everybody, and in particular, God. We love you, God.”
Donald Trump, announcing strikes on Iran
Hi. It’s Me, God.
What can I tell you? Everything that’s going on now is so depressing. I had to tune out for the sake of My mental health, and that may have been taken the wrong way.
My days look different now from when I was busy inventing that thing that dew does when it gets stuck in a spider’s web and the light catches it just right. Mostly, I spend my time agonizing over who should win Super Bowls and giving people partial piggyback rides across the sand. I lurk perennially just out of range for Margaret.
