A humorous take on Trump’s Greenland comments and NATO’s potential reactions.
Man – I’m like ‚SOLD!‘ right?
I mean, seriously, who are these guys kidding? But let’s hear them out anyway.
It’s the polite thing to do.
But first, what started the current Euro-heart attack was kind of a tweaky little Greenland Xweet Mrs Stephen Miller put up.
????????????????⚡️ — Stephen Miller’s wife, Katie Miller, posted a picture of Greenland being a part of America with the caption “SOON.” pic.twitter.com/IgYYnFSWKJ— Gabriela Iglesias???????? (@iglesias_gabby) January 4, 2026
HILARIOUS
I laughed.
And then Jake Frickin Tapper asked her always-ready-with-an-answer husband about it, and woof.
.@StephenM: „The United States is the power of NATO. For the United States to secure the arctic region, to protect and defend NATO and NATO interests, obviously, Greenland should be part of the United States.“ pic.twitter.com/ah0CK3bCKk— Rapid Response 47 (@RapidResponse47) January 5, 2026
Trump doesn’t help by piling on with one of his off-the-cuff Air Force One cabin riffs about Greenland. How we ’need it‘ for our national security because it’s ‚covered up‘ with Russian and Chinese ships right now.
YOU KNOW WHAT DENMARK DID RECENTLY TO ADD SECURITY TO GREENLAND?
THEY ADDED ONE MORE DOGSLED
???? WOAH! President Trump just been Denmark on notice that GREENLAND might become ours following the US operation in Venezuela ????
“We NEED Greenland. And we’ll worry about Greenland in about two months ????”
Don’t test 47, Denmark! pic.twitter.com/oZFFTaEdUl— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) January 5, 2026
Woof.
CARDIAC ARREST TIME
Holy crap, the Europeans had the hurt hook in their mouths and were swallowing hard.
The Germans are all, ‚That means war with Europe!‘
Germany’s Foreign Minister Johann Wadephul reminds the United States if they attack Greenland it’ll be war with Europe: “Greenland is part of the Kingdom of Denmark. And since Denmark is a member of NATO, Greenland will, in principle, also be subject to NATO defence”. pic.twitter.com/lS4kdBq0qj— Anonymous (@YourAnonCentral) January 5, 2026
The Danish prime minister said they’ll quit NATO. Or maybe the US will.
Someone will quit, dang it.
WON’T SOMEBODY PLEASE QUIT?!
NATO will cease to exist if the United States invades Greenland
“Everything will stop — including NATO and the security system that has been in place since the end of World War II,”
– Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen said.
