Can you teach an old dog new tricks?
It’s a new year, so you might expect cellphone carriers to wish each other well.
You might also expect Carrot Top to be the new secretary-general of the United Nations.
No sooner has 2017 seen pharma bro Martin Shkreli have dog poop tossed at him than T-Mobile comes out to lob dirt at Verizon.
In a new ad , the self-styled Uncarrier accuses Verizon of being dog-eared.
Here we see a dog watching soft dog porn on a phone. Suddenly, his Verizon data runs out. « Why doesn’t Verizon offer unlimited data like T-Mobile? » he gruffs.
« Is it because their LTE network was built six years ago? » wonders another pooch. Six years, explains a third dog, is like 100 in phone years.
