The Secretary of State is proposing the United States and North Korea begin talks, any kind of talks, about any topic.
With the world nervously wondering which day will be our last, courtesy of North Korea’s Kim Jong Un, Secretary of State Rex Tillerson is proposing the United States and North Korea begin talks, any kind of talks, about any topic, even something as trivial as — in Tillerson’s words — whether the table they sit around would be round or square. Sounds like the former Exxon exec’s small talk skills could use a little oil. Here are some ideas, Rex. Who knows? You two may even strike up a friendship before the first strike:
If he brings up current events, you say: “Yeah, I’m not sure what net neutrality is, either.”
If there’s an awkward silence, you say: “Yep, the name Rex is non-traditional for humans. But in our country, Kim is a girl’s name and our Supreme leader was Diana Ross. She’s a very talented singer, perhaps you’ve heard of her?”
If he shows you family photos, you say: “So, do you have any other siblings; I mean, living siblings?”
If he brings up music, you say: “Who’s your favorite K-POP member?”
If you’re towering over him, confide in him by revealing something about another tall American he knows: “What do you really think of Dennis Rodman? You know, in America, he’s also considered a bit off.
