Look no further: here’s the funniest and most outrageous Black Friday deal of the year. « Cards Against Humanity, » the controversial card game company, built…
Look no further: here’s the funniest and most outrageous Black Friday deal of the year.
« Cards Against Humanity, » the controversial card game company, built a special Black Friday website this year: 99percentoffsale.com. The products cover a wide berth of prices, but all had one thing in common: they were sold at a 99 percent discount.
« This year, we want to remind everyone of the reason for the season: deals, » the website reads. « Holy (expletive) have we got some deals… As the ancient Mayans foretold, a savings event of this magnitude only occurs once every thousand years. Act now while supplies last. »
Some ____, but the card game company also put up some pretty high-end items: a five-day trip to Fiji for two sold for $71.60and a 2015 Ford Fiesta (yeah, like, an actual car) cost one lucky buyer less than $100.
This may seem like it’s just a prank, but the company assures site visitors the sale is legit, despite the fact that the sales seem « too good to be true. »
« This is a financial catastrophe for our company, » the FAQs joke. « In the long run, we hope to make it up in volume. We like to think we’re following in the footsteps of our hero, Jeff Bezos. »
Buyers have also been tweeting their confirmation emails, and « Cards Against Humanity » co-founder Max Temkin assured shoppers these purchases are for real.
