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Porn site CamSoda is sending Philadelphia 1,540 gallons of lubricant infused with Cheez Whiz ahead of the Super Bowl.
The greasy gift is meant to be applied to the city’s street and traffic lights and utility poles so its infamously rowdy fans can’t climb them while out celebrating their home team, the Eagles, who are favored against the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday.
The flavor of the lube is fitting for the City of Brotherly Love known for its Philly cheesesteaks — Cheez Whiz being the go-to topping for the signature sautéed steak sandwiches.
The live-streaming adult webcam platform is delivering 28 drums, each containing 75% lubricant and 25% of processed Kraft cheese sauce.
“We know the people of Philly love the Eagles, cheesesteaks and Whiz,” Daryn Parker, CamSoda vice president, said in a statement.
