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Breaking: Do NOT try to eat the Wonka float at the 97th Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

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The Timothée Chalamet movie is sending a chocolate-tree float to the 2023 Thanksgiving parade, but do not try to eat it, it will go poorly for you.
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is one of our funniest holiday traditions, a kitschy paean to commercialism that is the only place I can think of where you can find Goku, Sonic the Hedgehog, and the Jolly Green Giant all in the same place, cheerily introduced by Al Roker. Part of the fun is in seeing who made the cut, and who, sadly, did not. (Someday, Vegeta…)
One of this year’s additions will be a float inspired by the forthcoming film Wonka, starring Paul Atreides Timothée Chalamet.

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