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Stardew Valley's next update will let you drink mayonnaise, and I do not like that

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Stardew Valley is soon set to receive its 1.6 update, and apparently you’ll be able to drink mayonnaise.
Stardew Valley is soon set to receive its 1.6 update, and apparently you’ll be able to drink mayonnaise.
Look, I love mayo. I know you lot over in the US mostly use it for sandwiches, but it’s simply the best condiment for fries and fried chicken. It comes in countless varieties and flavours, and even your bog standard mayo differs from country to country. I realise this is incredibly white of me to say, but I’ve got five different kinds in my fridge right now, so that have a different type depending on my needs. And yet, discovering that Stardew Valley’s next update will let you… drink… mayo… that fills me with a level of dread I’ve never experienced before.

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