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Welcome to Day Three of my Biden Campaign Collapse Tracker. Today’s good news is that Presidentish Biden’s physical health couldn’t be better. « It’s just my brain », he assured a group of Democratic governors on Wednesday, four of whom immediately slit their own throats.
I’m kidding about the insta-seppuku. I’m not kidding about what Biden said about his brain.
The New York Times reported Thursday on the semi-in-person/semi-virtual meeting between the Alleged Most Powerful Man in the World™ and members of the Democratic Governors Association a meeting that was demanded earlier this week by worried Democrat governors following Biden’s debate debacle.
According to various attendees who spoke to the paper, Biden admitted to the governors that he’d asked his staff for less work and more sleep but insisted that, after having been seen by a physician, his health is fine, “It’s just my brain” that isn’t up to the job of being president.
Campaign chair Jen O’Malley Dillon later told the NYT that Biden « was clearly making a joke », but who can even tell anymore? Biden’s « joke » was made public the same day Olivia Nuzzi published a devasting piece for Intelligencer headlined « The Conspiracy of Silence to Protect Joe Biden. »
Those who encountered the president in social settings sometimes left their interactions disturbed.
