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In the wee dark hours of Friday morning, President-elect Donald Trump’s Goldshirt thugs stormed into the West Palm Beach home of MSNBC « Morning Joe » hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski, abducted the couple at gunpoint, and immediately removed them to one of Literally Hitler™’s hastily erected concentration camps.
I’m kidding, of course. Mika and Joe spent a nice time with Trump at his Mar-a-Lago estate and expressed several differences of opinion, for which Trump had them sent immediately to Gitmo.
Not really. « We didn’t see eye-to-eye on a lot of issues and we told him so », Scarborough said Monday morning from his usual perch on the « Morning Joe » set, free from any obvious signs of abuse. « What we did agree on », Brzezinski added, « was to restart communications. »
Before we continue, please allow me to remind you that everything is stupid.
« Don’t be mistaken. We are not here to defend or normalize Donald Trump », Scarborough assured his audience of panty-wetting progressives. « We are here to report on him » and provide insights in « these deeply unsettling times.
