Give us the real CK3 stats!
If you’re ever in dire need of a laugh, just hit up the Crusader Kings subreddit and read people’s honest discussion of the game. User mak112112, for instance, recently « discovered castration », and said that they’re having the time of their life « lopping off people’s fun bits. » One of the sub’s most famous posts from a few years back was titled « If you have a sick child, use them as bioterrorism weapons. »
These anecdotes are the lifeblood of Crusader Kings. In the same way that The Sims is a comedy engine because of how badly you can screw up a facsimile of contemporary life, CK3’s approximation of kingdom management in the Middle Ages is just detailed enough to make its awry moments both frequent and hilarious.
