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The king’s sexed-up subjects can suck on his infamous “sausage fingers” for just over $60.
But it’s not what you link — err, think.
Ahead of Saturday’s royal ceremony, an e-cigarette company debuted its “coronation collection” of vapes that mirror King Charles III’s chunky claws.
Retailing for $63, the set of 10 from Riot E-Liquid is modeled after “the shape and size of the king’s own fingers” — one even bears a signet pinky ring.
The e-cigs are available in specialty-themed flavors: English Breakfast Tea, Strawberry Jam, Victoria Sponge, Tea & Scone, Sausage Roll, Scotch Egg, Coronation Chicken, Champagne, Prawn Cocktail and English Trifle.
“Prince Philip was a heavy smoker, Prince Harry loved a cigarette, and even the Queen Consort enjoyed lighting up,” Riot Labs CEO Ben Johnson explained in a statement.
