I can’t wait to get absolutely trounced.
The teaser for the next season of Blood Bowl 3 contains good news—the next teams joining the game are two of its worst.
Blood Bowl is not a balanced game, and deliberately so. It’s a parody of American football and also of competitive tabletop gaming, with wildly mismatched teams part of its charm. The smaller, stunty squads just aren’t as good as the likes of Shambling Undead or Lizardmen. They’re born to lose.
Which doesn’t mean they’re no fun to play. I own a halfling team, and consider every draw I squeak over the line to be a moral victory.
