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Election Day's Biggest Winners Not Named Donald Trump

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As of Election Day, I must be a 1979 Toyota Tercel because oh, what a feeling!
Wow, that was awkward.
I’ve been watching the wind-up media puppet pundits trying to downplay Trump’s victory by saying, « Trump isn’t the first president to win non-consecutive terms; that was Grover Cleveland. »
Yes, but the timing of Trump’s terms isn’t what makes his win historic Biblical.
CLARIFICATION FOR IDIOTS-O-RAMA! Trump’s victory isn’t historic simply because his two terms are not consecutive, but he also dodged four bogus trials intended to bankrupt and imprison him, one bullet, and three, oops now four, other attempts to assassinate him. NO ONE has ever done that in U.S. history. I want to thank Democrats and the deep state swamp wigglers for making Trump a legend.
Whether it is my Detroit Red Wings thrashing my fiancee’s team, the NY Islanders, or my president beating the potato salad out of a vapid, talent-free deep-state hack, I typically don’t gloat, but once the globalists tried to relocate the back of Trump’s head onto the faces of his fans behind him, all bets were off.
SUCK IT, LIBS-O-RAMA! Despite the attempts of lefty Mrs. Grundy pundits, Trump will forever be known as the strongest, bravest politician in American history. Your Stalin-like persecutions help him achive the unimaginable.
But Trump wasn’t the only one to win on Election Day. Let’s take a look at others who scored bigly after Trump pummelled the Commie Cackler into the history books.
FACT-O-RAMA! That Toyota Tercel ad is still awkward, even after watching it 24 times.
My hometown, and a few family members in the auto industry, will be safe from the electric vehicles (EV) being pushed by the cloud-hugging prairie fairies in the Democratic Party. Sure, this is a big kick in the wontons for China, which has been hoovering the planet’s cobalt supplies, necessary to build EV car batteries, but Detroiters will now continue to build real automobiles, and thus, feed their families.
Hey, let’s go down this little rabbit hole;
The climate change white knights on the left push EVs as being somehow better for the weather.

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