Fading Celebrity is still at it. FC remains as toxic as ever.
Fading Celebrity is still at it. FC remains as toxic as ever.
There is talk that FC connived with minions to undermine Veteran Star. FC has always been envious of VS. FC was once openly rude to VS.
At a glitzy gathering, FC wanted to hog all the attention. After all, FC is itching to bounce back after a string of disasters.
So, FC plotted to sabotage VS. Alas, FC’s dark designs boomeranged big time. The fashion police bashed FC relentlessly. File under K…for Karma.
Fashion fiasco
Talk about sartorial disasters. Seems Cantankerous Personality is on the verge of a major meltdown.
CP arrived fashionably late at a splashy event. Still, CP looked disheveled. As if CP didn’t have time to get spruced up.
CP’s outfit looked as if it needed to be sent to the cleaners. It was grimy. Tsk. Tsk.
Double jeopardy
Now, here’s a head-scratcher. Alluring Newbie hastily broke ties with former team. AN didn’t think an explanation was necessary. Insiders surmise it’s because of two compelling reasons.
Perhaps AN didn’t feel comfortable being under the same roof as Dazzling Celeb? AN is still smarting from supposed romantic rumors involving DC’s Attractive Partner.
Perhaps AN felt betrayed because coworkers had sympathized with Vociferous Colleague? Despite repeated denials, VC is now being linked to AN’s Estranged Sweetheart.
Trashed taxi
From the Inquirer tabloid Bandera:
A cabbie can’t stop complaining about Seasoned Luminary. SL hired the car for the day. The hapless driver thought it would be a relaxing trip.
Unfortunately, SL thrashed the vehicle. Upon ST’s arrival, the entire cab suddenly reeked of rotting fish. Is it because of ST’s poor hygiene?
Rated N…for Nightmare!
Top of the tabloids
This week’s top show biz news in the Inquirer tabloid Bandera (and why we are moved, if we are moved):
Sharon Cuneta umamin tungkol kay Robin Padilla: “Kung wala si Kiko (Pangilinan) sa buhay ko, isa lang ang babalikan ko!” (Maging sino ka man?)
Cristine Reyes ayaw nang magbuyangyang ng katawan! (OK, fine, whatever…)
John Lloyd Cruz at Ellen Adarna nagpaplano nang magpakasal; sabay na magpapa-rehab? (Buy one, take one?)
