Look no further: here’s the funniest and most outrageous Black Friday deal of the year. «Cards Against Humanity,» the controversial card game company, built…
Look no further: here’s the funniest and most outrageous Black Friday deal of the year.
«Cards Against Humanity,» the controversial card game company, built a special Black Friday website this year: 99percentoffsale.com. The products cover a wide berth of prices, but all had one thing in common: they were sold at a 99 percent discount.
«This year, we want to remind everyone of the reason for the season: deals,» the website reads. «Holy (expletive) have we got some deals… As the ancient Mayans foretold, a savings event of this magnitude only occurs once every thousand years. Act now while supplies last.»
Some ____, but the card game company also put up some pretty high-end items: a five-day trip to Fiji for two sold for $71.60and a 2015 Ford Fiesta (yeah, like, an actual car) cost one lucky buyer less than $100.
This may seem like it’s just a prank, but the company assures site visitors the sale is legit, despite the fact that the sales seem «too good to be true.»
«This is a financial catastrophe for our company,» the FAQs joke. «In the long run, we hope to make it up in volume. We like to think we’re following in the footsteps of our hero, Jeff Bezos.»
Buyers have also been tweeting their confirmation emails, and «Cards Against Humanity» co-founder Max Temkin assured shoppers these purchases are for real.
