Meanwhile, Bloodborne languishes in console prison.
Benjamin Franklin once said that three may keep a secret so long as none of them is a videogame age-rating board, and he was right. The ESRB, whose main purpose is preventing children from being exposed to too much drugs and violence and whose covert second purpose is undercutting publisher marketing campaigns, has once again leaked a release ahead of its announcement. This time it’s, uh, Horizon Zero Dawn Remastered. Wait, what?
That’s right, folks, 2017’s prettiest robo-hunting sim is about to get even prettier, barring the unlikely possibility that someone at the ESRB is just wishing it into existence. Per the still-live listing on the board’s website, the remaster is set to launch on both PS5 and PC, although the ways in which it’s being remastered are still a mystery.
