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In a prison, in Mordovia,
Sentenced to sit years totaling nine,
Languished a whiner,
A spoiled Griner,
Facing the end of her line.
Oh our Brittney, Oh our Brittney,
With your hash oils for to dine:
You were lost and gone forever.
Also a million ruble fine.
Some ingrate woman (whatever that word means), a basketball player, now has been described by Joe Biden’s official mouthpiece, Karine Jean-Pierre — another masterpiece — as “represent[ing] the best of America.” Putin’s people had busted the Ingrate in February for bringing vape cartridges containing cannabis oils through a Moscow airport. This woman (so to speak) had better be that special because she now has cost America a valuable prisoner, international arms dealer Viktor Bout, known commonly as the “merchant of death.” To secure the Ingrate’s release from Russian incarceration, Joe Biden now has freed Bout reciprocally, 10 years into his 25-year sentence for (i) conspiracy to kill U.S. citizens and officials, (ii) delivery of anti-aircraft missiles, and (iii) providing aid to a terrorist organization.
In America, you can point your middle finger at the American flag and be rewarded with streams of encomia muttered by the president’s spokesperson. In Russia, by contrast, you bring in vape cartridges and hash oils, and you can end up in prison for life. That is, unless you are lucky enough to have a leftist Democrat president in the oval office who will hand Russia major international criminals so that you can come back to our G-d-blessed shores, secure more cannabis and vape cartridges, and stick it to our flag some more.
The dribbler in question, one Brittney Griner, previously has demanded that the Women’s National Basketball Association (WNBA) stop playing our national anthem before games — or, her threat, she would protest publicly.
