A humorous take on Marco Rubio’s performance as Secretary of State amidst Senate hearings.
Everyone’s pretty familiar with Secretary of State Marco Rubio’s wicked quick sense of humor. It’s one of the most terrific things about him — you know, besides the massive brain power.
What’s really nice is that the president has a good sense of humor, too, and besides being fulsome in his praise of Rubio, he doesn’t mind cracking on him sometimes, either.
Will Cain had a really nice moment today with Trump that included a Marco secret being revealed, and everyone was pretty tickled. Especially knowing what a workhorse the Sec State is, the fact that he still has to hide from the ever awake president on Air Force One trips to get some zzz time?
That’s pretty damn funny.
HILARIOUS: Fox News’ Will Cain: “I’m afraid [Marco Rubio] made a very big mistake… One of his tricks with you is on Air Force One, Marco Rubio goes into a room and covers himself up with blankets so that you won’t see him sleeping and you’ll think that it’s a staffer.”… pic.twitter.com/CiA3MNNjDv— RedWave Press (@RedWave_Press) January 27, 2026
.One of his tricks with you is on Air Force One, Marco Rubio goes into a room and covers himself up with blankets so that you won’t see him sleeping and you’ll think that it’s a staffer.”
«And so I think there’s only one of two ways you go with this. You give him yet another job, or you pull the blankets back!» — Will Cain
President Trump: *Smiles* “That’s what he wants [is another job]. He’s a tough cookie… He’s going to go down as the best Secretary of State we’ve ever had.”
I hope Rubio had plenty of blankets over his head and snored as long as he needed to, because he had a long day ahead of him at a Senate Foreign Relations hearing on Venezuela scheduled for today.
Now, most of these people had all been Rubio’s Senate colleagues, so while everyone might not be best friends, they’re all familiar with each other, and most of what I heard was surprisingly cordial.
He squared away the doofuses who thought they were laying clever semantic traps to snag President Trump in easily.
